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Magazine Sex: For The Paris Review [VIDEO]

January 11, 2013by Carib Guerra Leave a comment

Shot this ad for The Paris Review. Kind of awesome. Thanks to Noah Wunsch and friends for inviting me to be a part of it. Lots of fun.

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Published, Uncategorized, video
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Who’s Brent Spiner? Oh: The Problem With Getting Stuck On Data.

July 27, 2012by Carib Guerra Leave a comment

  Way back in 1890, a couple of dudes who no one particularly remembers published a paper declaring “to be let alone” a basic human right. They titled it, self-evidently enough, The […]

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Published, The Cluster Mag
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The Samsung Galaxy S III: And Why The Heck Not?

July 7, 2012by Carib Guerra Leave a comment

The Samsung Galaxy S III is just the thing to make Apple loyalists question the sanity in their devotion. Apple should do the same. In 2007, when everyone was running around with […]

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NYPRESS.com, Published
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Let’s Build The Damn Enterprise!

July 7, 2012by Carib Guerra Leave a comment

At least one dude thinks we could. Some total random known only as BTE-Dan has put together a surprisingly large website detailing (really really detailing) what it would take to Build The Enterprise over […]

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NYPRESS.com, Published
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Mindwave Mobile: Control Apps With Your Brain

July 7, 2012by Carib Guerra Leave a comment

It felt a little strange the first time I put it on. The battery pack on the headset was light as the single AAA inside, but its square weight ove […]

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NYPRESS.com, Published
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How the Uber App Is Everyone’s Private Driver

May 30, 2012by Carib Guerra Leave a comment

Uber. It’s an app for getting a car. But, like, easily. Whether it’s rush hour, or raining, or some jerk just walked a half a block up 5th Ave and stuck out […]

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NYPRESS.com, Published
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2.0Pac: The Rise of #PlugLife and the 2Pacaloids. Wow.

April 19, 2012by Carib Guerra Leave a comment

On April 15, 2012, the Internet saw a brutal spike in net-wide OMG usage. Meanwhile, @katyperry explored a nascent dualism with the tweet: I think I might have cried when […]

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Essays, Published, The Cluster Mag
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#TechEd 2012: Uncle Sam Wants You…to Learn Stuff!

March 27, 2012by Carib Guerra Leave a comment

If you use computers, smart phones, the Internet, or chipped-out credit cards, you need to learn how to protect yourself. That’s what’s up. These days, a good briefing on modern technology […]

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NYPRESS.com, Published, Uncategorized
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TV on the Aereo: Turn On, Tune In, and Drop the Lawsuit, Dudes.

March 19, 2012by Carib Guerra Leave a comment

So this website called Aereo got sued by every major broadcast network. Why? Because on watching the Internet just like the rest of us. If you are watching TV, it’slikely […]

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NYPRESS.com, Published
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Google Wants to Go Steady: The New Privacy Policy and You

March 15, 2012by Carib Guerra 2 Comments

Lately, you may have seen a tab pop up while using your everyday Google Services: “We’re changing our privacy policy. This stuff matters. Learn more.” Indeed. The new Google Privacy Policy, […]

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NYPRESS.com, Published

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      • One Of A Kind Shoes Made From The Skin Of Stingrays
      • A Digital Museum Catalogs The World’s Endangered Sounds
      • Social Activity App Matches Recommendations To User’s Personality
      • Creatives Sign Up For Strategy ‘Boot Camp’ To Brainstorm For Aids Nonprofit
      • Interactive Installation Helps Strangers Talk To Each Other
      • Installation Explores Sound As The New Programming Language
      • Make Any Screen A Touchscreen With A Tiny Camera
      • iPhone Bedside Lamp Charger Questions Our Dependence On Devices
      • DIY Machine Prints 3D Customized Burritos
      • Smart Sneakers Teach Wearers How To Dance
      • Sustainable Campsite Lets Visitors Sleep In Luxe Geodesic Domes
      • Furniture Inspired By Nature Fights Insomnia
      • Giant Playground Made Of Crocheted Yarn
      • Bike Expands To Fit Kid’s Growth Spurts
      • Could Marine Robots Clean Up Ocean Trash?
      • Researchers Develop Mind-Controlled Robot
      • Carmelita Jeter Used Computer Simulation For Olympic Training
      • Design Firm Attempts To Create Floating Islands To Save Locals From Flooding
      • Yammer Gauges Employee’s Emotions In Real-Time
      • MicroEval Aims To Take The Pain Out Of Performance Reviews
      • LED Lantern Powered By Salt Water
      • Designer Cheese Made Using Bacteria From The Human Body
      • Online Hospital Queue Lets Patients Skip The Waiting Room
      • Interactive Live Feed From Outer Space Could Create Global Reality TV Show
    • Intel IQ
      • Programming Rovers On Mars From 100 Million Miles Away
      • How Will We Benefit When Our Tech Talks Back?
    • @BYTES1GHz
      • Nerds Read Monkey’s Mind, See Bananas
      • Nerds Love Holograms, Invent Ways To Touch Them
      • Nerds Snitch On Poor People, Hate Bed Bugs
      • Nerds Are Super Lazy, Still Need To Get Places
      • Nerds Create Awesome 3D Tech, Make Fetus Keychains
      • Nerds Love Mars, Hate Earth

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